Beer Olympics

I would like you all to send money to my house (checks made to cash), so that I will start the International Olympic Beer Committee. For a base donation of $100,000 you can be part of this breaking movement, that will bring peace, through responsible drinking and some athletics. Scheduled events are: (preliminary events scheduled)

1- pints and soccer
2- foosball
3-football (all countries bring a team a truck load of beer)
4-downhill tubing
5-slip and slide
6-human catapult

Yes, these sports will forever be etched into the annuals for history