Simple Request
In a park after dark, cars parked in the lot.
-parks dark, parks closed
female says okay
Male "I aint in the park. I am parking lot"
the female say nothing.
-sir I don't need the attitude, it's a simple request.
"whatever" he starts walking away.
-sir you are not free to leave. i need your id
"what?!?! fuck you"
I switch gears.
-sir your going you lose the attitude now, I will assure you that you will LOSE.
he stops and sheepishly hands me his id.
two teenagers walk out of the park.
-park is dark, parks closed you need to leave"
"okay thank you we are leaving"
i say loudly
-thank you very much for you cooperation, I appreciate your cooperation
-parks dark, parks closed
female says okay
Male "I aint in the park. I am parking lot"
the female say nothing.
-sir I don't need the attitude, it's a simple request.
"whatever" he starts walking away.
-sir you are not free to leave. i need your id
"what?!?! fuck you"
I switch gears.
-sir your going you lose the attitude now, I will assure you that you will LOSE.
he stops and sheepishly hands me his id.
two teenagers walk out of the park.
-park is dark, parks closed you need to leave"
"okay thank you we are leaving"
i say loudly
-thank you very much for you cooperation, I appreciate your cooperation
1 Comments:
I'm kind of giggling at this... because I still picture you as your Jr. High self with the capacity for being a smart ass now and then :)
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