Pelican
it happens.
"DD respond to M school, they found a dead pelican."
-copy, enroute.
enroute to the school i send messages to dispatch.
1- what they want me to about it?
2- i didn't bring my poking stick.
i arrive on scene. the pelican has been put in a sack near the dumpster.
-hey you guys got a dead pelican
"yeah, i am sorry i didn't know what else to do with it.
-well, unless it was tortured or somebody abused it...i can't do nothing with it, dump it.
"ok"
I clear the scene.
-DD to dispatch, clear for disposition?
"go ahead"
-verified it is a pelican and it is dead, advised to dispose of it, clear.
"DD respond to M school, they found a dead pelican."
-copy, enroute.
enroute to the school i send messages to dispatch.
1- what they want me to about it?
2- i didn't bring my poking stick.
i arrive on scene. the pelican has been put in a sack near the dumpster.
-hey you guys got a dead pelican
"yeah, i am sorry i didn't know what else to do with it.
-well, unless it was tortured or somebody abused it...i can't do nothing with it, dump it.
"ok"
I clear the scene.
-DD to dispatch, clear for disposition?
"go ahead"
-verified it is a pelican and it is dead, advised to dispose of it, clear.
posted by deputydog at 6:19 PM
6 Comments:
The poking stick... don't leave home without it.
if you add the word tactical to it. you can charge $70 more.
What if it's a zombie pelican?
I had the pleasure of closing the state highway for a few minutes to toss a large Canadian Goose to the shoulder on Monday. Holding the remains of the goose by the foot before the throw, I almost made one female motorist hurl.
h....ZOMBIE PELICANS!!!
it's starting
I'm thinking I shouldn't have read this post first thing in the morning.
Ew.
Zombie pelicans should be no more threat than a regular pelican, as they would alter their diet from fish to pelican brains... but in the case of zombie pelicans, the proper application of axe-to-the-neck and boot-to-the-brain should suffice.
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