Heat

with heat around the state, my pond has been no exception.

last Saturday it was about 105 with humidity.

we don't leave the cars running per brass.

i jump in the car, start it crank the ac.

the temp gauge spikes, the check engine light comes on, the engine temp light comes on.

i pull over the car overheats and steams.

i call the Sgt and have it towed. car #4 is out of service

with #5 still getting fixed from my "accident" that leaves us 2 cars short.

i am known around the department as breaker of cars.

I get calls when i am traffic accidents i get calls from the office "what did you do to the car?"

Monday i sit down in on brass's briefing.

the civil deputy comes in hands the Lt. a paper who tells her to give it to me.

the civil hands me paperwork. it is a restraining order. i turn white, wondering who the hell would give a restraining order.

i flip through it. it is from car #4. i am not allowed within 10 feet and is signed by the almighty god.

i laugh, it's funny.