A Team

The new 12 hour shift has caused on officer to name our shift the "A-team".
We now have 5 on a shift. It is nice to show up with the numbers to calls; specially fights.
Responding to an "assault" at a bar, I am informed by my cover unit that the suspect names is a bouncer.
I arrive and talk to the "victim". Joe was in the bar and assisted breaking up a fight. The next thing he knows he is being choked out and thrown out of the bar. In the midst of telling me what happened, Joe's friend walks right up and starts talking to me.
He is greeted by a flashlight push in the chest
-step back
"i was assaulted too!
-wait your turn.
My cover officer motivates him to walk to the front of my car

he pouts at the front of my car. another couple of units show up to talk to the buddy.
I talked to Paul the bouncer. A drunken Joe jumped on the bouncer's back in attempts to break up the fight, being more of a combatant than anything else. Other security confirms it, that is why he was escorted from the bar, never choked.

Security 86's Joe, I deliver the message.
-so there was no assault and you are trespassed from the property.
"so there is no crime, what is my legal options"
-i'm not a lawyer, leave the property