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james is the 2:40 am nightly winner of the "drunk at the bar, swung at the bouncer, bouncers tuned me up" award.
he sits handcuffed awaiting for LE.
the bouncers don't want to press charges and want him 86'ed for 30 days.
james is escorted from the property, as he lives 100 ft away.
james states he is going to kick my ass and Scotty, my wingman's ass, when he gets to the edge of the property.
-you know where i am.
james gets to the edge of the property and stumbles in an attempt to swing on Scotty. Scotty grabs him and starts to go to the ground with james on top. I grab them and swing them around so Scotty lands on top.
Scotty is trying to get james to quit flailing. I center my knees above james' back and drop into his back.
james continues to profess that he is winning even as the gravel scratches his face and he is handcuffed.
He is taken for a detox, stripped and strapped to a bed.
As we leave Scotty turns to me and says, "he wasn't real cooperative until you got on top of him."
he sits handcuffed awaiting for LE.
the bouncers don't want to press charges and want him 86'ed for 30 days.
james is escorted from the property, as he lives 100 ft away.
james states he is going to kick my ass and Scotty, my wingman's ass, when he gets to the edge of the property.
-you know where i am.
james gets to the edge of the property and stumbles in an attempt to swing on Scotty. Scotty grabs him and starts to go to the ground with james on top. I grab them and swing them around so Scotty lands on top.
Scotty is trying to get james to quit flailing. I center my knees above james' back and drop into his back.
james continues to profess that he is winning even as the gravel scratches his face and he is handcuffed.
He is taken for a detox, stripped and strapped to a bed.
As we leave Scotty turns to me and says, "he wasn't real cooperative until you got on top of him."
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