Repeat Customers

Responding to a bar for an assault call. Rob the bouncer walks us to Tim.
Tim is laying in handcuffs on the ground, with a bloody nose.
Rob states the told Tim was peeing in the parking lot next to the bar. They told Tim not to do so. Tim came back to the bar and started throwing punches at the bouncers, landing the first punch, but by the looks of it may have taken more than he gave.

Rob tells Tim that he can come back in a month and isn't pressing charges.
Tim stumbles home.
Tim calls two hours later, he has sobered up a little.
"I was assaulted"
-no, you threw a punch
"they can kick my ass?
-you shouldn't drink
"they handcuffed me"
-Tim. when you throw a punch, you are asking another person to a fight, in this case, they accepted. Just because you are on the losing side doesn't mean you can call and press charges, especially since you started it. I would suggest not drinking and not fighting.