stealing surveys
1. If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say? Doctor I have a penis, so I demand a second opionion.
2. Do you trust all of your friends?I trust my closest friends with my life, but not with power tools
3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love? Maybe, I don't think I could move to the south.
4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? Yes and No. Because I can't understand all of it.
5. Can you make a dollar in change right now?Yes... enough for an emergency soda or snack, always 4 quarters (its a luck thing)
6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor? Christa
7. Are you afraid of falling in love? I was for a while then I met my wife and i was more afraid of losing her
9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times? ARE you kidding, me who said purple monkey dishwasher and butt shovel for no reason.
10. What’s your most favorite scar? the Voldemort Scar on my sack, HE TRIED TO KILL MY SACK.
11. When was the last time you flew in a plane? Florida, couple years ago
12. What did the last text message you sent say? I don't text on purpose so it probable said 4$fhaq,v95
13. What features do you find most attractive in the preferred sex? breast area, smile, eyes, neck
14. Fill in the blank. I love ________.…"...big butts and I cannot lie...
15. What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future? getting certified or having kids
16. If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended time who would you call? i don't know anyones phone number now, so my wife....
17. How many kids do you want to have?as many as I can have or steal
18. Would you make a good parent? i believe yes
19. Where was your favorite picture taken? the picture of my wife and i when she came to work with me. i just love it
20. What’s your middle name? shaft, can't tell you
21. Honestly, what’s on your mind right now? stupid year of the rat parade, it going to suck
22. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be? take the job in prineville not ashland.
23. Who was or will be the maid of honor/ best man in your wedding? no one we eloped in Reno.
24. What are you wearing right now? thermal socks, long johns, duty pants, body armor, etc... (not a joke)
25. Righty or Lefty?Right
26. Best place to eat? chungs, kaledioscope, bend pub,
27. Favorite jeans? Eddie bauer, they last and I am hard on clothers
28. Favorite Animal? sharks
29. Favorite juice?happy juice....orange
30. Have you had the chicken pox?yes when I was 17 ish, it sucked, was at state wrestling tournament (to observe). I felt like crap.
31. Have you had a sore throat?yes, but not recently
32. Ever had a bar fight? officially no, but I have been to break one up
33. Who knows you the best?toni
34. Shoe size? 10.5
35. Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?yes
36. Ever been in a fight with your pet? yes, I have 120 lbs of dog and I fight daily with them to get them tired. the 9 lb demon cat.
37. Been to Mexico? No, but I live in S. Oregon so it' s close enough without the bathroom troubles
38. Did you buy something today?not yet
39. Did you get sick today?no
40. Do you miss someone today?Yes, but friends are coming
41. Did you get in a fight with someone today?Nope
42. When is the last time you had a massage?can't remember, ask the mrs.
43. Last person to lie in your bed?Me - i have to work at noon so I get to be up last!
44. Last person to see you cry?no one,
45. Who made you cry?hurt dog
46. What was the last TV show you watched?Reno 911,
47. What are your plans for the weekend? year of rat parade (work), friends are COMING!
48. Who do you think will repost this?no one
49. Who was the last person you hung out with?uuuhhh no one.
50. If your significant other asked you to marry them TODAY, what would you say?"Today? Sure, but this time were going to stay at Fitzgeralds!!!
2. Do you trust all of your friends?I trust my closest friends with my life, but not with power tools
3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love? Maybe, I don't think I could move to the south.
4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? Yes and No. Because I can't understand all of it.
5. Can you make a dollar in change right now?Yes... enough for an emergency soda or snack, always 4 quarters (its a luck thing)
6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor? Christa
7. Are you afraid of falling in love? I was for a while then I met my wife and i was more afraid of losing her
9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times? ARE you kidding, me who said purple monkey dishwasher and butt shovel for no reason.
10. What’s your most favorite scar? the Voldemort Scar on my sack, HE TRIED TO KILL MY SACK.
11. When was the last time you flew in a plane? Florida, couple years ago
12. What did the last text message you sent say? I don't text on purpose so it probable said 4$fhaq,v95
13. What features do you find most attractive in the preferred sex? breast area, smile, eyes, neck
14. Fill in the blank. I love ________.…"...big butts and I cannot lie...
15. What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future? getting certified or having kids
16. If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended time who would you call? i don't know anyones phone number now, so my wife....
17. How many kids do you want to have?as many as I can have or steal
18. Would you make a good parent? i believe yes
19. Where was your favorite picture taken? the picture of my wife and i when she came to work with me. i just love it
20. What’s your middle name? shaft, can't tell you
21. Honestly, what’s on your mind right now? stupid year of the rat parade, it going to suck
22. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be? take the job in prineville not ashland.
23. Who was or will be the maid of honor/ best man in your wedding? no one we eloped in Reno.
24. What are you wearing right now? thermal socks, long johns, duty pants, body armor, etc... (not a joke)
25. Righty or Lefty?Right
26. Best place to eat? chungs, kaledioscope, bend pub,
27. Favorite jeans? Eddie bauer, they last and I am hard on clothers
28. Favorite Animal? sharks
29. Favorite juice?happy juice....orange
30. Have you had the chicken pox?yes when I was 17 ish, it sucked, was at state wrestling tournament (to observe). I felt like crap.
31. Have you had a sore throat?yes, but not recently
32. Ever had a bar fight? officially no, but I have been to break one up
33. Who knows you the best?toni
34. Shoe size? 10.5
35. Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?yes
36. Ever been in a fight with your pet? yes, I have 120 lbs of dog and I fight daily with them to get them tired. the 9 lb demon cat.
37. Been to Mexico? No, but I live in S. Oregon so it' s close enough without the bathroom troubles
38. Did you buy something today?not yet
39. Did you get sick today?no
40. Do you miss someone today?Yes, but friends are coming
41. Did you get in a fight with someone today?Nope
42. When is the last time you had a massage?can't remember, ask the mrs.
43. Last person to lie in your bed?Me - i have to work at noon so I get to be up last!
44. Last person to see you cry?no one,
45. Who made you cry?hurt dog
46. What was the last TV show you watched?Reno 911,
47. What are your plans for the weekend? year of rat parade (work), friends are COMING!
48. Who do you think will repost this?no one
49. Who was the last person you hung out with?uuuhhh no one.
50. If your significant other asked you to marry them TODAY, what would you say?"Today? Sure, but this time were going to stay at Fitzgeralds!!!
posted by deputydog at 10:31 AM
2 Comments:
You make me feel fuzzy! Love, your wife!
Breast area? So... is that the general area around the breasts... like the rib cage... or what?
*grin*
The 4 quarters answer reminds me of you putting change in random parking meters in Portland.
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