Know better

the two things i learned this week.

#1) i observe a intox male leave a bar and head down the road. he stops near building stops, looks my direction and then starts to pee. it's late at night, but come on. i drive up, introduce myself, wait for the finishing shake and explain the ordinance. oh yeah, he is the type of person who should know what the ordinance is. i inform him of the fine and send him on his way. (notice the vagueness of which i use). ps no I won't shake your hand.

#2) i get to work today and start down the road, when i hear request for more units. another agencies' officer is arresting someone and 2nd party evidently is jumping on his back. i take offense and jump the call, even as it is being assigned to other officers. i get there first. officer is good sitting in car, client in the back, great relax. 6 people are standing around and tell me the officer pushed a woman "for no good reason" (or as i have been known to say "what i really mean is 1-i didn't see everything 2-i'm lying or 3-i'm a douche")


shazam she appears. low and behold she smells of alcohol. she thought she was entitled for a summary and play by play when the officer was arresting someone for a felony, who is resisting. she thinks she doesn't have to follow the officer's commands to move away. what happens? forearm shiver (ie. standing next to someone who puts there forearm into your chest and pushes) into a tressel. Then everyone comes over to see what happened and gets bent out of shape.
guess who gets to write paper?