CHERRY BUSTIN'
Two post in one day!?!?! Am I daft?
No.
I busted my DUII cherry last night...ere this morning. Sure I have had several prior DUII, but never the whole catch and clean. So the details.
I had a car speed of through the downtown area, so match that bar patrons pointed out the vehicle as a came to the main drag. I witnessed the car nearly strike the curb and then continue down the street in the bike lane. BAM! I am up his ass and we do the song and dance. I get failure on all 3 test, take him to detox, blows .14% 1.5 hours after I take him into custody.
"I'm not a bad guy, you did what you had to do. I never would have driven if I had known. I never even had a parking tickets." I explain that is why he is here.
Now I have the most tows, but I am behind on DUII, G has 4, S has 2. So three more and I can compete. B has had 2 DUII last year, but those are crash DUII, where the person has wrecked and you show up and they are obvious DUII (don't count)
So my cherry is busted.
No.
I busted my DUII cherry last night...ere this morning. Sure I have had several prior DUII, but never the whole catch and clean. So the details.
I had a car speed of through the downtown area, so match that bar patrons pointed out the vehicle as a came to the main drag. I witnessed the car nearly strike the curb and then continue down the street in the bike lane. BAM! I am up his ass and we do the song and dance. I get failure on all 3 test, take him to detox, blows .14% 1.5 hours after I take him into custody.
"I'm not a bad guy, you did what you had to do. I never would have driven if I had known. I never even had a parking tickets." I explain that is why he is here.
Now I have the most tows, but I am behind on DUII, G has 4, S has 2. So three more and I can compete. B has had 2 DUII last year, but those are crash DUII, where the person has wrecked and you show up and they are obvious DUII (don't count)
So my cherry is busted.
posted by deputydog at 11:28 PM
4 Comments:
Congratulations? :)
(so let me get this straight... he never would have driven had he known... was someone sneaking alcohol into his glass all night?)
he wasn't thinking, otherwise he wouldn't have the super ugly girlfriend in the car, who was twice as drunk and couldn't understand what arrested for DUII was
So is the super ugly girlfriend one of the 3 tests that he failed?
(and this is funny... the word verification I have is luq-fu-hag)
no but it should be.
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