Toothpaste
So working the 12 hours shift, makes for a weird wake up time period. I get up about 2pm. I end up eating, laying around with the dogs and having some coffee.
Then it's on to the shit, shower and shave. So I am off to shower and strip down, but wait I have use the bathroom. I also decide to brush my teeth, multi tasking is as important as clean teeth.
I should also mention that we bought this toothpaste from Costco. I hate it. The taste is off, the tube suck, the cap never stays shut, it's messily and leaves little blue streaks on the coumter top.
So I am sitting on the toilet brushing my teeth and look down and I have toothpaste on my legs. I am wondering where the hell else I have toothpaste. Did I get it on my butt? Do I have to ask the Mrs?
So finish using the bathroom and I get up and start washing the extra toothpaste off the opening of the tube. Realizing I have washed my hands yet. So I through it away. Wash my hands with hot soapy water and then get a new tube out.
Then go explain to the mrs why we have a new tube of toothpaste.
she laughs and ask if I have toothpaste anywhere else.
"Don't care time for the shower."
Then it's on to the shit, shower and shave. So I am off to shower and strip down, but wait I have use the bathroom. I also decide to brush my teeth, multi tasking is as important as clean teeth.
I should also mention that we bought this toothpaste from Costco. I hate it. The taste is off, the tube suck, the cap never stays shut, it's messily and leaves little blue streaks on the coumter top.
So I am sitting on the toilet brushing my teeth and look down and I have toothpaste on my legs. I am wondering where the hell else I have toothpaste. Did I get it on my butt? Do I have to ask the Mrs?
So finish using the bathroom and I get up and start washing the extra toothpaste off the opening of the tube. Realizing I have washed my hands yet. So I through it away. Wash my hands with hot soapy water and then get a new tube out.
Then go explain to the mrs why we have a new tube of toothpaste.
she laughs and ask if I have toothpaste anywhere else.
"Don't care time for the shower."
posted by deputydog at 11:01 PM
6 Comments:
Well, at least you didn't get toothpaste all over yourself after the shower...
...this post paints quite a picture.
that I am a sloppy toothpaste applier? that maybe some places multi-tasking can get you up shit creek?
Well... it does bring up all kinds of new images for "Cavity Search"....
Yeah... there are some things that shouldn't be multitasked... Now brushing teeth *in* the shower - on the other hand - you get that high powered rinse on your teeth from the shower head.
MB - "Cavity Search" nearly made my drink come out my nose! :)
well i usually do brush my teeth in the shower, but when nature calls, you don't say take a number.
at least i wasn't flossing.
Butt floss anyone?
Jade: I am so very proud.
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