Twofer

Sitting in my fishing hole, in my air conditioned cocoon, when zip zip. A car going 41 in a 25 with another car following right up the tail pipe.
I want the first car and pull out. The second car is freaked out and pulls aside. I catch up with the first car and we are stopped. When who comes sheepishly up behind me.

The finger pointing to pull in and stop, followed with the scowl and the voice "PULL OVER AND WAIT FOR ME!"

"Hello I'm HP and I stopped you for this reason" switch to second car and repeat.
Two cars, two tickets and two lecturs to the high school students.