Survey Response

1. Do you like blue cheese?
frack, no it's smelly crap.

2. Have you ever smoked?
Yes.. until I had my wisdom teeth out about 9 years ago. I do enjoy a fine cigar from time to time

3. Do you own a gun?
yes, but not nearly as many as I like.

4. What flavor Kool Aid was your favorite?
Sugar and orange.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
only if it involve needles or surger.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
what's not to like? hand held meat logs, cooked on a grill!

7. Favorite Christmas song?
white christmas

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
coffee or coffee beer

9. Can you do push ups?
Yes, but not nearly as many as I'd like

10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
wedding ring and my fancy watch, which I can't wear to work.

12. Do you have A.D.D.?
Yes, but I haven't played Advanced Dungeon and Dragons for years (stole that joke), look something shiny.

13. What's one trait you dislike about yourself?
i'm not horribly successful.

14. Middle name?
ryan

15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
1. my brudda is coming.
2. 2 more hours of work
3. i want to sleep.

16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
water, beer, coffee

17. Current worry?
no kids and small pond

18. Current hate right now?
no kids and small pond

19. Favorite place to be?
with family and friends

20. How did you bring in the new year?
i can't honestly remember, I think at home with the mrs.

21. Where would you like to go?
reno or major pub crawl

22. Name three people who will complete this?
no one, i think i am the last

23. Do you own slippers?
barefoot or flip flops

24 What shirt are you wearing?
1-underarmor type shirt
2-bp vest
3-uniform

25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
I don't think I would.

26.Can you whistle?
3 ways

27. Favorite color?
blue

28. Would you be a pirate?
Negative, not enough beer and ladies

29. What songs do you sing in the shower?
SODOMY or Rock Lobster (Family Guy tribute)

30. Favorite Girl's Name?
no idea

31. Favorite boy's name?
Thor

32. What's in your pocket right now?
left pocket 2 quarters (luck)
right pocket 2 quarters (luck)
left thigh pocket knife
left thigh big pocket field notebook
right thigh pocket extra car keys and handcuff key
right thigh big pocket work keys, pen, another knife
backpocket wallet

33. Last thing that made you laugh?
Venture brothers "WERECROC"

34. What do you drive?
subaru and crown victoria

35. Worst injury you've ever had?
besides the hernia surgeries x2?

36. Do you love where you live?
Frack no.

37. How many TVs do you have in your house?
3-big one, one in bedroom and one in garage (why the garage? MATLOCK, not really)

38. Who is your loudest friend?
I am, if there is no other,

39. Do you have any pets?
R and L and the Raj

40. Does someone have a crush on you?
the creepy lady from the billy idol concert- i threw up a little in my mouth

41. Your favorite book(s)? right now?
George R. R. Martin, the lazy poop,

42. Do you collect anything?
beer coasters, stickers, and tin tacker signs.

43. Favorite Sports Team?
USA Soccer, Minnesota Vikings, Manchester United EPL, Portland Trailblazer (if only the NBA was a really sport)

44. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Asshole by denis leary.
Uncle F*&^ from SouthPark movie
It's not easy being green -kermit the frog

In work related news. It has been busy, more drunks and trips to detox. And today's topper dragging dead baby deer out of the road.