Request

Jack wants to contact.  Jack has come through the area and wants a phone call. I call Jack.
I came through the area and I needed a hotel, but they were all full and I had to go the next town over to get a hotel.  I went to get a room and the owner came out being mean and foul mouthed, so I went across the street and got a room.  I talked to other people and they said the owner is mean.  I want you go talk everyone hear their complaints and then go talk to the owner.
"Sir that is not a LE issue. I am not going to tell a guy how to run his business on his property."
But someone is going to get upset with him, because he is mean.
"Sir, that maybe, but it is not a crime to be mean and run your business how you homeboy want"

Pigs

A lady calls near the end of a fifteen call day.
She drives by a small ranch or farm everyday and sees a field full of goats, which she loves to watch. They recently add pigs.  The women is concerned because the pigs are in a smaller area.  There is a cover for the animals, but there is mud.
"Pigs are smart animals and don't have to be in mud."
-Okay, so what is the issue
"Isnt that animal neglect or abuse?"
- So they are not underfeed, have shelter?
"Yes"
-ma'am that is not abuse or neglect because you don't like how they are kept.

none

i have no car
i have no desk
i have no office
i have no radio
but i am back to work in the office

Almost

I am cleared for light duty and will return next Monday.

good news

A reserve I trained, who got hired full time at a different agency, called to tell me he got the award from his agency, "rookie of the year"

This year

This year alone 25% of the patrol deputies have been shot at.

Lockers

We got new lockers at work.
When I started we picked from available, which was slim.  I ended up three from the bathroom.
This time I got in first and claimed a locker far from the restroom and next to a buddy.
New policy - no stickers, no marking, everything inside lockers.

Now I have to figure to with the two lockers worth of stuff