Peace Out Nuts!

Nothing like a wet dog

I am would like to celebrate how crazy, my dogs are. Take one mole hating dog in a field that has grass that is 5ft and wet and this is what you get!

When I am alseep

Still waiting to hear about interview from last friday. From the company that took 5 weeks to schedule the interviews and did not inform which building they were at....
So i'll tak a quiz

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY
:1. Foz
2. Captain
3. Jason

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. fozcorp
2. foz
3. pirate bob

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My shoulder
2. My toes
3. My hands (I could be a hand model!):)

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: (I am actually pretty happy with the way i turn out)
1. Have you seen the hair fire I got going - started at 12 has not stopped, here I come grandpa bob
2.Ear hair
3.Nose hair

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. German
2. English
3. Norwegian
4. Scandanavian

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. unsafee heights
2. Bunnies with sharp teeth (Look at the Bones)
3. Not laughing or no humor

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1.Sleep
2.Love
3.Beer

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1.Underwear
2.A watch
3.Shoes (these are all boring I am at work)

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. 311
2. Perfect Circle/Tool
3. Cake

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS: (at the moment)
1. Sucking on my titties" the peaches (it's from Lost in Translation, at the strip club)
2. "unclefucker" - southpark the movie (it never leaves my head)
3. "i'm fine" -cake

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Love
2. Respect
3. Humor

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I won the physical fitness award for my probation class
2. I am a minister
3. I enjoy bass fishing

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU
1. pretty
2. happy smile
3. tolerance for me

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. collection beer coasters, stickers, tin signs
2. woodcarving
3. homebrewing
4. dog rassling

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. play my xbox
2. go on brewery tour of Oregon (who wants to sponsor me?)
3. go to RENO

THREE CAREERS YOU ARE CONSIDERING/HAVE CONSIDERED:
1. microbrewer
2. comedian
3. superhero (sorry no tights)

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Germany
2. Asia
3. Soma or Hawaii again

THREE KIDS NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Yossarian
2. Kenneth James
3. Shazam

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Be assasinated by monkeys
2. live
3. microbrewery

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. snot rockets
2. i love beer
3. video games HALO

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
1 I know what channel lifetime is
2. I seen Dr. Phil "it's not about you!"
3. uhm

THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. i don't have really have any now, sure some are hot, but no star is that desparate for me

THREE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
1. Tonison -amusement
2. Bish- without his pants
3. Ike-but who knows

I can only say...

I can only say that I love work.

Not only do I get screwed into working my old job "We have known that this scheduling conflict would come up for a month and rather have other people do their job, we are going to have you do it." Sure why the hell not, obviously I have forgotten my place in the cube farm and need to be reminded.

Spent two days in Bend for a job interview. It was great, wasted two day on a job interview,
"You are qualified, but you didn't talk about yourself as much as we liked"
are you sure it doesn't have to do with the three part time people who applied? Not that promotion from within bugs me but wasting me time is awesome. Hell the other two guys didn't even wear ties to the interview, clearly the guy with timberlines and jeans...Better impression.

Which the only two good parts is that it was tax deductible and got to be out on my in-laws property. 10 acres with a canal and moles for the dogs to chase and eat it was great.

Man, I forgot to post more pictures on the blog.

And finally, found out that I am barely capable of putting a wheelbarrel together. It took 20 minutes to assemble (incorrectly) and 12 hours to realize that I had didn't have the wrong parts and had put two pieces backwards. Thanks to Toni for jogging my memory.

Who loves work?

Now, there is nothing like a 3 day weekend to make you appreciate a shortened work week. Hell it is already hump day, two days to the weekend. Oh, the weekend lazy confusion, with delicious lack of work related crap.
How could anything ruin 4 days work week?
Let's see how about getting to cover my old job for 2 weeks in july, that's great it's only like the 9th time, so what do I care, I am all smiles.
Or could it be the 3rd death threat I received? There is nothing like a co-worker paging you to come to there office to listen to a person rant (who was crazy), about how they are a gentleman otherwise you would already be dead.
Well thank you very much sir, and you are?
I know how do you get death threats from someone you have never met? My job allows only the best crop of humans to interact with me and most of them are the cream of the crop ...of crap.
Then I was trying to figure out if anyone else I knew got death threats at their job, nope (the exception is my brother), couldn't think of anyone, so I guess I am blessed. Can't wait next week!