Discussing

Want to kung-fu fight?
We can get it on...
Paris Hilton, I said it, that's right, who wants a piece . I will drive all the way across the street and fuck you up!!! Okay maybe I would coast in my car acrost the street and point a finger at you.
How can anyone care? No one, but that is a lie I ran across several blog etc...that mention "it" to much.

Coasters! 

I'm going to win bitch! Stupid huma!

Screw you in the goat ass

One of my all time favorite things to say, besides
"Screw you in the goat ass"
are ...
eat me
pull your head out of your ass
purple monkey dishwasher
monkeys
and I should care...

It like Christmas in March, except it is April and I want to drop a box of hammers on scrots, (short for scrotum) or some of my co-workers. Either would be fine. Maybe I could drop individual hammers to make the experience last longer.
Another day another day in the machine, with people letting you know how lucky that you are useful, so they can screw you both ways

Target and news from the Church

Target (yes I changed it seemed fitting) is my wife's new official nick-name.
Why?
Someone creamed her while she was driving the subaru. That is 3 times the "ru" has been hit.

So in case

I decided to form my own church/religion.
Nothing crazy, but thanks to Chris (or Chrisco), I decided to make the 1st Church of Beer. There is a blog for now, while I develop more. That is what I do in my free time.

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