Dreams

"Have you seen me? I am missing"

Now I have the time to have the crazy dreams that I have been waiting for. Yup. YOu get so tied up in work you brain resorts to giving you really lame dreams about the super mundane or worse...work related. None of those dreams that make you wake up and say, "Why is the name of my fourth grade math teacher and why do I crave dutch chocolate?"

First, I think my teacher's name was Mr. Otto, wait that was the teacher in charge of chess club. And second, what the hell is dutch chocolate? (PS I didn't wake up craving it).

So back to the point of the weird dreams. I hadn't had them in about 10 months or so. I didn't really notice they were gone (imagine that I was too busy to miss them), but they are back and they a awesomely weird. Old people that you met once, songs you heard on a plane, time, sound and memories all together in a "resting brain". Sure the dreams could be SUPER WEIRD, like Muppet Porn or wrestling nuns in front of the president while the song "Zombies" (by the Cranberries -I can't listen to that song) plays over and over again. Nothing too like a Twin Peaks Episode.

stinky

being unemployed really sucks. boy do i need a job. tied of not working. so if you have job please email me ha ha ha. yeah right i have about 2 chance of getting a job. I can only do so much stuff at home.

Unemployed

It is my 4 week of employment. WHOOPIE, now I have lived life to the fulliest. I want my government cheese! This is Bill Clinton's Fault. This is the climate change's fault. This is Iran's fault. This is definitely George Clooney's fault ! Man I want to work. I am getting bored out of my mind. I can only do house work and work under the table so much, although I got a lead on another job hauling lumber. I have only applied for 20 + jobs and I only have had 3 interviews (granted some haven't closed yet).
My wife is getting laid off in 5 days. So it gets better.
Maybe I'll get that beer job. Maybe I'll be a ninja. We will see.