Wrong

Running by the home address of a doper with warrants, I see lights on and the window uncovered.
I know the doper on sight and knock. I can see in the house and Kerry comes walking out of the bedroom.
-come out Kerry you got warrants
Kerry looks at me the flops on the ground behind a couch.
-Kerry I see you come out or I am breaking in the door.
Kerry's hand reach up and turns off a light.

I announce, no response.
Boom goes her front door. I walk to her bedroom and her meth pipe on the bed. Kerry's legs are hanging out from under the bed.
-come out
Kerry pretends I can't see her.
I remove the cartridge from taser and put against her side.
Kerry wiggles out.
"you entered illegally. you didn't see me. you are an asshole. you broke my door"
-i saw you, i warned you and gave you a choice. you chose wrong

Try

I arrest Timmy for DUII. He is friendly until the cuffs go one. He begins to insult and swear at me.
Half way to jail I tell him that he can't recycle his insults.
"what do you mean?"
-once you call me dick face, you have to come up with something new.

Timmy works hard for half an hour and then say
" If you weren't suck a dick we would be buddies"

My week

I work 4 ten hour shift, with on call for 14 hours for in between the that.
The numbers broke down to 42 hours worked, instead of 40.
15 hours of call out time.
That time is total 57 hours, out of 96 hours of total time possible.
I do the math, assuming i got 8 hours of sleep each night, which would total 32 hours + 57 hours = 89 hours.
That leaves a whopping 7 hours of free time to spend with my family.

David

David racks up 5 stolen cars and 2 eludes in two day. David is finally stopped in the 5th car full of stolen items. It takes a taser and encouragement to get him out of the car.

Tunnel Rat

Angie calls 911 to report Katie has a warrant.
Katie hides in the house. Angie locks herself in a room and won't come to the room.
Angie won't come out, there is a lot of noise in the room and then quiet.
"Angie has a warrant too" say the mom of Katie.
The door is kicked in and the room is empty.
Katie is located hiding in the bushes outside.
Officer T finds a crawl space going under the house. T sees Angie curled up in a corner.
I pepper spray the vents around the corner of the house and wait. nothing.
T and I look at each other.
"we can wait for the dog or..."
-I'll go.

I take off my belt, taking my flashlight, handcuffs and taser. I spend 20 minutes crawling over and under pipes, through the dirt, dust and fiberglass.
I stop and look around, seeing a piece of plastic rise and fall slowly. I jam my taser into the side of Angie.
-start trying crawling toward the exit or you will be tasered.
Angie starts crawling.
Katie and Angie go to jail and I head to change uniforms