Schedule Change

Who has two thumbs and got bit by a dog? Me and not my dogs. Running the dogs, the other day and run by fence with two other dogs (which I have done 40-100 times before) and dogs have to bark and sniff each other. My dogs leashes get tangled up so I reach to pull my dogs away and get my arm near the fence and bam, the mastiff sneaks through the fence and nips me. Which I didn't think anything of until I got about 100 feet down the road and it hurt a little. I pull back the sleeve of the sweat shirt and I have a nice little tear on my skin. Of course there is no one at home so I call police/animal control. No I don't want the dog owner cited (I have talked to the owner thousands of times and helped put the dogs back in the yard when they are running loose), but I want to know if I need a rabies shot. So the dog has current rabies shot, but the quarantine it for 10 days to make sure.

New schedule starts tomorrow going from 3pm-3 am to 6am to 6pm, so I have been trying to change my sleeping schedule, by just getting up and being awake. WITH THE AID OF COFFEE!!!

Much better now

So after 2.5 days i finally feel better. I have been suffereing what can only be described as andrenaline poisoning.

What the heck is that?

Well is probably is connect to my Saturday with the lady trying to off herself, but mainly it is the guy having a heart attack and falling in his bathroom. Who got there first? this guy. Who gets to start assessing the area, talking to the frantic wife, moving the guy around to do a proper first assessment, to give the first rescue breaths and chest compressions? that is right this guy. Man that will wipe you out.

Friends came over that night so I was still pretty unaware. I spent the next day with friends (thanks Christa, Carla and Chris, especially the chocolate stout) and their kids (which is awesome Chloe and Cole rock!), nothing like holding a baby for while to calm your ass down. But even after they left, I felt just kind of ugh and blah and tired. I took a nap and still went to bed early.

I took a nap yesterday and still went to bed early again. My body just was out of it. Even with exercise I felt like i had a bug. the wife is awesome for putting up with it.

I woke up fine this morning, even after a weird dream. The manager for radio shack called the police on me for "being disorderly", which was waiting for my wife to pick something out. So when she woke up this morning..."You got me thrown out of RAdio shack and the jerk of a manager wanted me arrested!"

Take that sense and reason!

stealing surveys

1. If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say? Doctor I have a penis, so I demand a second opionion.


2. Do you trust all of your friends?I trust my closest friends with my life, but not with power tools

3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love? Maybe, I don't think I could move to the south.

4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? Yes and No. Because I can't understand all of it.

5. Can you make a dollar in change right now?Yes... enough for an emergency soda or snack, always 4 quarters (its a luck thing)

6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor? Christa

7. Are you afraid of falling in love? I was for a while then I met my wife and i was more afraid of losing her


9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times? ARE you kidding, me who said purple monkey dishwasher and butt shovel for no reason.

10. What’s your most favorite scar? the Voldemort Scar on my sack, HE TRIED TO KILL MY SACK.

11. When was the last time you flew in a plane? Florida, couple years ago

12. What did the last text message you sent say? I don't text on purpose so it probable said 4$fhaq,v95

13. What features do you find most attractive in the preferred sex? breast area, smile, eyes, neck

14. Fill in the blank. I love ________.…"...big butts and I cannot lie...

15. What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future? getting certified or having kids
16. If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended time who would you call? i don't know anyones phone number now, so my wife....

17. How many kids do you want to have?as many as I can have or steal

18. Would you make a good parent? i believe yes


19. Where was your favorite picture taken? the picture of my wife and i when she came to work with me. i just love it

20. What’s your middle name? shaft, can't tell you

21. Honestly, what’s on your mind right now? stupid year of the rat parade, it going to suck

22. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be? take the job in prineville not ashland.

23. Who was or will be the maid of honor/ best man in your wedding? no one we eloped in Reno.

24. What are you wearing right now? thermal socks, long johns, duty pants, body armor, etc... (not a joke)


25. Righty or Lefty?Right

26. Best place to eat? chungs, kaledioscope, bend pub,

27. Favorite jeans? Eddie bauer, they last and I am hard on clothers

28. Favorite Animal? sharks

29. Favorite juice?happy juice....orange

30. Have you had the chicken pox?yes when I was 17 ish, it sucked, was at state wrestling tournament (to observe). I felt like crap.

31. Have you had a sore throat?yes, but not recently

32. Ever had a bar fight? officially no, but I have been to break one up

33. Who knows you the best?toni

34. Shoe size? 10.5

35. Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?yes

36. Ever been in a fight with your pet? yes, I have 120 lbs of dog and I fight daily with them to get them tired. the 9 lb demon cat.

37. Been to Mexico? No, but I live in S. Oregon so it' s close enough without the bathroom troubles
38. Did you buy something today?not yet

39. Did you get sick today?no

40. Do you miss someone today?Yes, but friends are coming

41. Did you get in a fight with someone today?Nope

42. When is the last time you had a massage?can't remember, ask the mrs.

43. Last person to lie in your bed?Me - i have to work at noon so I get to be up last!

44. Last person to see you cry?no one,

45. Who made you cry?hurt dog

46. What was the last TV show you watched?Reno 911,

47. What are your plans for the weekend? year of rat parade (work), friends are COMING!

48. Who do you think will repost this?no one

49. Who was the last person you hung out with?uuuhhh no one.

50. If your significant other asked you to marry them TODAY, what would you say?"Today? Sure, but this time were going to stay at Fitzgeralds!!!

Freetime

got 5 days off in a row and the bad things is i don't have enough to do. Okay I do have enough to do, but the weather needs to cooperate so I can scrap and paint the trim. The weather has gone from snow and rain to sunny and freezing at night. I don't think that is the best time to paint. I have also been shampooing the rug, nothing like 3 animals to keep a carpet off color. The klamath falls crew is coming over this weekend, yeah yeah yeah.....

Picture of dog#2 in the snow (duh).

My brother has pneumonia again, this time viral and is bed ridden for half the day. This is the second time and has been accompanied by huge amounts of phlegm and coughing, spots on his lungs, TB scares and general sickness junk. I would drive up to see him, but viral pneumonia, no thanks, maybe when he heals a little and is less contagious.

I love the ghost whisperer( just kidding)