Damnation

Just a quick damnation to everything that needs damning;
potholes, speeding tickets, lines, rude people, pushey salemen, painful deaths, meetings, taxes, boy bands, ET (the tv show), golf on tv, pop radio, the term extreme (as in "Extreme sports," or I have to take an extreme dump! DUDE!"), slivers, cars driving by with way too much bass, litter....
i know i wanted to damn more things, i had a huge mental list, but 5 minutes went by and i can't remember a damn thing....
I decided to bore the fudge out of casual people looking at the web by practicing putting pictures of my coasters on. That way i will get good at it and drive people crazy. Why can't you ever drive the right people crazy? And if you drive them crazy why don't they ever ride off into oblivion?
How come the phrase, "I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach" repeats in my head?

Mindless ramblings.

One of the guys on the hierarchy above me quit. Forming a void that is ripe for filling. There was a job opening shortly after that (2 days, odd for a organization that prides itself on being nothing else if not a bureaucracy). I quickly turned in my application, the next day, eager to move up and not be the lowest person on the shit stick. The next day opening remove, due to the fact that the advertisement had been filled with numerous "illogical" errors about the job and actually work. Which is hard for me to figure out how they noticed it ever unless someone pointed it out, like a 5yr old. So, they are returning it and will re-advertise. The best part is that i have to re-submit my application. It will be the roughest 5 minutes ever, better sharpen my crayon.

rope'm cowboy 

A ugly man or pretty dog 

THINGS ON A LIST

This Is a Huge List of THings

-i have been known to write with my left hand in case i break my right arm, due to an something i thought would happen when i was a small thing
-I like mint and hazelnut in my coffee
-I hate hypocrites and I am mostly likely kind of one
-I love evolution , some people are too stupid to live
-I love beer
-I collect beer coasters from all over the world ask me' wife (ARGH !)
-chocolate chip mint ice cream makes you invincible
-high school sucked ass
-I have little musical ability, but love music and believe I can play an instrument, although I never have played one
-friends are better than almost anything, except my wife
-dirtclods were fun when you were a kid why can't we have them now?
-I believe the humans are funnier than chimps throwing their own poop
-I dislike seeing people's asscrack
- I believe humans are the scariest animal in the world
-I love monty python
-I believe humans are the most beautiful and ugly things on the planet
-science is great, but nature always finds a way
-I love football and soccer
-I think cannon fodder is a great idea
- I still watch cartoons

A demand

I demand an apology, from Ben Stiller and the makers of Dodgeball. At least a great thank you to the makers of Basketball (I still recommend this movie, unless you have had hernia surgery). Yes, I am talking about movies. Watched Dodgeball, this weekend it was awful. I struggle to remember anything funny, with the exception of the quote, "Fuck you chuck norris!". Ok and Lance Armstrong was funny to, so that was 1minute and 5 seconds compared to the 1hr + that pretend it was funny. Never was a story told so poorly. A movie that held your hand and walked to you from one joke to the next, with little funny.
Did I mention I think Ben Stiller is a worthless actor? Well, he stinks. Something About Mary was his "decent" performance. Name One movie worth a piss Zoolander?,Meet the Parents?, not funny. He should stick to writing and enjoying his money.


From movies to Government waste. I think the government should have meeting about wasting time. Schedule hearings and investigate!!!!!!!!

I loves me a lady
ps. this is not me

The Truth

I do not now, or have I ever hated the Muppets. I am a huge fan of Jim Henson, the Muppets, Muppet Movies, Farscape (Henson's shop) etc... So there.
My Nickname is Foz for godsake, what crackhead would take a nickname from something they hate? Maybe if you are a twisted moose molesting pirate, but thank Zeus I killed them in 1439. (That's right, I can travel time, Bitches!). So I got three response about "songs about rainbows", which is what about I expected.

Maybe it is because the majority of music now sucks SO MUCH ASS, it is hard to think. Not that all rap sucks, but when it all falls into the same vat of crap, it is hard to tell the difference, all rot, bad for the brain. Its best if they pull there heads out and try....(no hold on to this) be original....Or at best try not follow the herd of sheep. Anyway must watch MTV now, because my life is meaningless without it!!!!!!

Universal Hooligans

Returned from camp and only suffering minor effects from the fun parts.
The two electrical jolts were great, now I know... Getting tuckered is not a ride at Disneyland. Although a percentage of the population should be tazed for one reason or another. That is neither here or there, which brings me to the vague thing that I will call my point.
Being gone for 1 month from work was the actual learning experience. Coming back to the cubicle, that damned cubicle with it's stupid gray paneling. Sitting at the same old desk doing the same old crap. Oh wait I get to explain to all 45 people that I work with how great summer camp was. Then there is the work that piled up, that someone was supposed to do but no on did, which took a week to just get re-established.
Then it all sinks in...What a joke. I am having one of those thought moments were I realize I would rather be running around doing whatever the hell I want, but then realize shortly after that that I love my wife, house, family, dogs, and while I could panhandle by the freeway(no I couldn't), this job allows for those things. I just have to do things other than working. Especially with the weather so nice, no excuses. Maybe I will write a poem about rainbows...

the random question of the day is...In the muppet movie, Kermit sings "why are there so many songs about rainbows?" and I can't for the life of me think of more than two. The song from Wizard of Oz and the song "Rainbows and Lollipops" (used on the Simpsons).
So if you can think of any let me know.
And remember you could be doing something worse with your free time.